cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

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best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

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canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

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bewbin:

People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*

Me: △?

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segwaymuch:

this is my aesthetic: vague desert sort of nevada-y plateau caliche color pallet high school black track and a stark green unmarked football field contrasting against the mud and implied jack rabbits probably

segwaymuch:

this is my aesthetic: vague desert sort of nevada-y plateau caliche color pallet high school black track and a stark green unmarked football field contrasting against the mud and implied jack rabbits probably

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Q
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
Anonymous
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paintbrushs:

i want to study at an American university 

i will spell colour as color and use degrees fahrenheit. i would watch Family Guy on CNN while drinking a Mountain Dew in my apartment. i’ll have Taco Bell every night that’s worth 5 bucks. i am also more likely to meet Obama, the Jonas Brothers and anglophiles

i wish i was american :(

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